So Me Not Answering the Phone Isn't a Hint to You?

Just when I thought you got the hint that I was over you; just when I thought you understood me when I said, "No, we can't be friends!"; just when I figured you figured that there really was no point in chatting it up on the phone...YOU CALL ME! My phone rang and rang...you even had the nerve to leave a message as if I owed you a returned call...I don't owe you a call, man. You owe me...if you could reimburse the time I spent with you, I would ask for that back too! But I can't, now can I? No, I have to "rise above" and chuck it up as a lesson learned...Since I know you'll read this (because you seem to find me everywhere), can you do me a favor? Can you just stop, please. Stop calling me and stop asking mutual friends to check on me. I'm fine - really! I just don't want to be reminded of you and what we had every time I see your number on my caller ID. Done. From now on, if I don't answer your phone call, take the hint. I don't want to answer. I don't want to talk to you, and I don't want to be your hommie, hommieloverfriend, or anything close.